An Application was for employment,
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity,
A keyboard was a piano!


Compress was something you did to garbage,
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public,
Youd be in jail for a while!


Log on was adding wood to a fire,
Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived,
And a backup happened to your commode!


Cut you did with a pocket knife,
Paste you did with glue.
A web was a spiders home,
And a virus was the flu!